i wish i was famous for not doing anything, like jac vanek. she's everything that i'm not- gorgeous, thin, and gets with rockstars (like ryan, from panic! at the disco, but they broke up a long time ago). but i'll never be famous. i'll never make it, i'll never see my name on a broadway marquee as the female lead in the best fosse musical. i'll never make it off of this shithole of an island, i'll be stuck here as a kindergarten teacher who wishes she was famous. i'm such a waste of life.
i can't stop shoving food in my mouth, please kill me. i ate pepperoni hot pockets at 4:30am, what the fuck is wrong with me?
oh, i'm adult large once again in costumes, i'm so happy that i'm not back to being an xl (i'll never be a medium because medium costumes are not made for girls with boobs).
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