i've got the gift of one liners

i found this while browsing random blogs on here, it seems interesting.
use only ONE word to describe yourself:
1. Yourself: sad
2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend: nonexistent
3. Your hair?: messy
4. Your mother?: rocks
5. Your Father?: asshole
6. Your Favorite Item: ipod
7. Your dream last night: weird
8. Your Favorite drink: mocha
9. Your Dream Car: bug
10. The Room You Are In: living
12. Your fear: myself
13. What do you want to be in 10 years: happy
14. Who hung out with you last night?: chihuahuas
15. What You're Not?: complete
16. Muffins: blueberry
17: One of Your Wish List Items: speedy30
18: Time: 11:12pm
19. The Last Thing You Did: typed
20. What You Are Wearing: pajamas
21. Your Favorite Weather: gloomy
22. Your Favorite Book: hp
23. The Last Thing You Ate: mcdonald's
24. Your Life: disaster
25. Your Mood: emo
26. Your body: drained
27. Who are you thinking about right now? v1